July+8,+2011

** July 8, 2011 ** This is what it sounds like if you are “Ear Hustling”………….. Somebody parked behind Becky. Go Animate. Southern Belle. Might have to hear it twice. Tired. I’m a nerd. Too long. Bummer. Skin in the game. Sometimes teaching is cruel. “F” modeling. That was a good idea. Can I collect your kitchen poems? English 1 transfer class. Ooooh water mark. Research vs. report. Gallery walk. Don’t snap your fingers at me! Do only liberals buy organic? Pescatarian, what’s that? I’m doing the daily earring watch of Meta. Your strawberries are radiated. I’m pre-postering. Mmmmm, modeling yeah. Why do you blah-blah? What do you want me to do? The eyes are moving. Added to Ozarks Writing Project, ooooh! Be careful with my books. It’s so quiet. Achoo! Bless you. Stomach growl. Down the road, should I just stop teaching now? Yawn. Just ordered choco-cat slippers. Where are the beets? Pickles and chips for dinner. You can do my class in 3 days…..3 days! Is your air conditioning fixed? It’s not! Arugula. Ahhhh. Go outside and sweat, I’m freezing. Ah-em. It’s quiet time. Ayanna didn’t say. Shhhh! Ha-ha. You know I’ll get you. Sounds: pages turning, pencils writing, chairs scooting, sniffle, ah-em, giggle, water turned on, strutting across the floor, zipper, phone rings Achoo! Bless you. Giggle. Google lit trips. We’re going on a trip. Wow! It’s cool. You choose what you want. Codes are a pain in the butt. Back in history. Time traveler. Jambo. Rafike. Ah-choo! Bless you. Clap, clap, clap. The elevator ride. That’s in my Bisquick cookbook. Now she’s serious. Shhh! I know I need to pay. Respectfully submitted, Kim Needham
 * San Joaquin Writing Project Summer Institute **